You'll find out when you discover it's the life for you too in a few years time.My Dad says Ashley Cole likes 'drilling for oil' ......... what does he mean by this?
What business is it of your fathers, yours or anyone elses?
Does your father want a piece?
living dangerously perhaps?
My mother says that bout him too. It means they think he likes men more than women. I'd say they could be onto something
He's only interested in pipes and something called Derrick?
Dipping his wick, getting it off, playing Percy and Polly games (or maybe Percy and Paul?), tail-job, sticking it in and pulling it out, squashing the meat, sacrifice to Venus, horizontal hula, horizontal jitterbug, in the brown, loose coat game, a bit of butt, a bit of cuddle, belly ride, bit of bouncy-bouncy, bit of cuddle, bit of butt, bit of fun, dirt roading, do what newlyweds do, get the leg over, go through, turn, up the brown, twatting, tonking, trolley and truck, trounce, slip-sliding away, smock service, swinging the ax, swyve, taking an albino piss, talk, third way, thread, target practice, tiffing, up the shitter, uts, venereal act, venture, western lay, going down the Hershey highway, give one a past, go rump-splitting, give her a past, give one a jump, give someone the business, get one's ashes hauled, get one's balls off, do the ugly-bumpy, Donald, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, driving Miss Daisy, diving in the sky, do a back fall, dipping the wick, dive into the sky, do miracles, do me nasty, do a perpendicular, exchange DNA, dunking the love muscle, fishing for brown trout, flop, foining, foot, front door work, dinky tickle, deed of kind, deed of pleasure, delivering to dirtbox drive, dick dip, Credo of the Jesuit, cruising the Hershey highway, dance the blanket hornpipe, Colonel Puck, colonial puck, corking, coupling, courtesy ****, couch rugby, cranberry dip, craphole ****, buggering, bunk-up, burgle, burlap, changing your oil, cockstupration, blow off the loose corns, bouncy-bouncy, bouncing, bull session, bum-****, bit of flat, bit of nifty, bit of tail, bam bam, batter the sausage, bayonet drill, beef injection, a bit of flat, a little one-on-one, a poke through the whiskers, a poke in the whiskers, a squeeze and a squirt, Adam-and-Eve it, back-door boogie, a bit of cauliflower, balling the jack, BBQ'N, let's play 52 pick-up, low Greek, make babies, lay the log, kicking the back door in, lay down, lift the heels, jolly ride, joy ride, knob-jockery, labor leather, making feet for children's shoes, making feet for children's stockings, meat injection, merry bout, mix your peanut butter, nubbing, nugging, open one's legs, packin' mud, pack fudge, phallactory act, jiggling, hot beef injection, hot meat injection, hot tailing, hot roll with cream, huddle, hosing, in copulo, high Greek, grafting, gut reaming, hailing, going up the Hershey Bar road, going up the mustard road, hamming, have a bit of bum, have a bit of tail, hard-assed love, hard breathing, sexual intimacy, shaking, shift-work, sex act, sexual act, sexual analism, sexual communion, shoot in the tail, shoot at the back door, sing the sailor songbook, sinking the battleship, skin the cat, skin the pizzle, skroging, slamming, splitting the hamster, snizzling, stern approach, pickleville, penization, multiply and be fruitful, plowing (the back forty), poking, pocket the red, plugging, porking de ho, push-push, pushpin, putting Percy to bed, poultice of warm guts, ride rantipole, ride a rantipole, pumping, riding the baloney pony, riding the nag, rites of Venus, rites of love, rites of spring, rubadub, rocky roading, rub groins together, rump-splitting, rub offal, rubbing bacons, rubbing uglies, rolling about, ring around the rosey, ride the hobby horse, pound the ***, pound someone's ***, rattle, redneck foreplay, quelch, quimming, pop-a-chop, pound the butt, pound the cheeks, play the national indoor game, play night baseball, play mothers and fathers, slapping skins, slippin' and slidin', shtoop, Sin of Sodom, sail into the wind, scrumping, shag like a rattlesnake, shaking the sheets, sexually explicit, have a shag, have a cut off the joint, have a tumble, have a ride, have a roll in the hay, have a slice off the joint, have it off, have it off with, have a blow through, hitchhiker on the Hershey Highway, hobble, hitting skins, horizontal jogging, horizontal folk-dancing, have relations, have sex, have sexual relations, having a bit, grinding, hot dogging, horizontal bop, horizontal dancing, humpin' and bumpin', huntch, jigga-jig, jiggady-jig, jiggy-jig, jingle-jangle, jobbing, interior sledging, old one-two, the, mating, making it, making bacon, myrtle, nether work, knock it off, juggle, jump up and down, jazz-fiddle, jig-jig, jig-a-jig, Irish way, lock in key, lay somebody, love work, baby-making love, bandicooting, anophelophobia, asshole *******, act of pleasure, anal-rape fantasy, arenokoites, act of androgynation, act of love, a little o the one with tother, a bit of it, bellying, bring someone off, brown eye pie, bounce (in bed), box boy, boning, black bagging, blessing, coital, chocolate chimney sweep, chocolate cha cha, chafer, butt-*******, buttplay, coitus diurnus, coitus in the anus, coitus acceptus, coitus fecundus, coitus bacchicus, coitus delicatus, coitus pluvius, coitus nocturnus, coitus maritus, coitus miscegenatus, coitus profundus, bulling, bread buttered on both sides, bugger-arsed, buggershy, butt balling, camel night, coitus siccus, coitus vadosus, coitus virgineus, copping, copulative, colpectasia, coitus legitimus, coitus innuptus, coitus sordidus, coitus variatus, coitus venenatus, coitus usitatus, coitus vetitus, cutting a slice, cut a slice of the joint, fizzing, flesh session, flimp, fudge packing, get a piece of ***, federating, do the do, do the grown-up thing, do what comes naturally, do the rump-shaker, do a line with, do the deed, do slippery belly, enjoy a roll in the hay, enjoy, double fire, double payment, do the agreeable, do the big nasty, get one leg over, get one's leg across, copulatory, get ones leg over, **** wise, **** someone's brains out, get on top of, get mud for your turtle, get ones jollies, get hilt and hair, get down to business, get down with, forking, get off the gun, get off with, get ones end away, get some area, get some goose, get some nookie, get some big leg, get some tail, get wild, getting skins, get some leg, give one a screwing, give one a shot, give a thrill, getting bent, getting laid, getting your leg-over, getting ones end away, getting some skin, go for a horizontal jog, gombo, go to town, go to work with, worship at the back altar, wriggle navels, wingding, wallow, warm one's bed, up the ying-yang, taking a ride, splat your fat, tap, thelysodomy, tummy-tickling, twist a leg, up the bosco boulevard, ugly deed, the, ultimate favor, the, unite, union, unnatural sexual intercourse, unnatural debauchery, unnatural connection, up her way, up in you, up the chocolate highway, up the bum, up the apple-maker, two-handed put, ugly, twat raking, tampered with, Turkish culture, turn up one's tail, twang, trot out one's pussy, trouser serpent in the grass, tooling, tool it, toss in the hay, touch the toes, trip down the mine shaft, trip to the moon, split some buns, split someone's buns, smucking, tail one's guts out, tail wagging, tail work, take to bed, taking her temperature with a meat thermometer, take the Hershey highway, take the sheet, take the starch out of, tie the true lover's knot, tilting, tillage, tip the long one, tar brush, tender agony, tether one's nag, test the mattress, thread the needle, thrill and chill, throw a bop into, throw one a hump, throw a screw into, throwing the pork, throw a buttonhole on, thrust, tick-tack, tie the lover's knot, up the mustard road, up-tails-all, up the dirt road, up the old dirt road, up to your nuts in guts, up to the hilt, up to the bumper, uphill gardener, up to your apricots in kipperland, upright, wear the kilt, vagino-phallic interaction, vaginate, vagination, Venerean mirth, work up, yentz, zig-zig, zinzanbruck, zorber, wetting the willy, whack it up, wet the worm, what mother did before me, what Eve did with Adam, whitewash your guts, wienering, wild ride on the baloney pony, wind up the clock, go twat-faking, go vaulting, goat's jig, go up the dirt road, go to bed with, go stargazing, go tromboning, go rumping, go to it, go tummy tickling, goose and duck, Gr/P, Gr pas, Gr act, Gr/A, grant favors, going down the dirt road, going halvsies on an orgasm, going up the old dirt road, going up the ***, going up the chute, go facemaking, go in and out like a fiddlers elbow, go leather-stretching, go like a belt-fed motor, go pile-driving, go quim-sticking, go prick-scouring, give her one, give her a thrill, give mutton for beef, give him one, give her a bit of the other, give one a tumble, give some body, give one a bone, give pussy a taste of cream, give one a stab, give one a frigging, give the dog a bone, give soft for hard, give standing room for one only, gift of one's body, give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give a bit of hard for a bit of soft, getting run, getting it on, give hard for soft, give her a shot, give a hole to hide in, give a shot of leg, give her a length, give up one's treasure, give the old man his supper, give way, give the ferret a run, glazing the donut, go bed-pressing, go bum-tickling, go at it, go ballocking, go bush-ranging, go buttocking, go beard-splitting, go belly-thumping, go bird's nesting, go bum-working, go doddling, go cock-fighting, go doodling, go fleshing it, go cunny-catching, get some quim, get stabbed in the thigh, get some mud for the duck, get some round eye, get to home plate, get stuffed, get together with, get to it, get the sugar stick, getting plugged, get your end away, get your poker wet, getting a piece, get up (the pole), get your end wet, get up the yard, get some, get someone into the cot, get some cock, get some cold cock, get some soft leg, get some ****, get some action, get some slickem on your hangdown, get sloppy, get some brown (sugar), get shot in the tail, get rigged, get some ***, get into the pants of, get Jack in the orchard, get one's end wet, get it off with, four-legged frolic, frail job, frat, fratting, get going, get hulled between wind and water, get home, get into, get into bed with, get into her pants, get into somebody's pants, get one's end in, get layed, get one's nuts off, get one's nuts cracked, get on, fuckle, get one's kettle mended, get one's banana peeled, get one's oats, get ones leg lifted, do the divine work of fatherhood, do one's office, do the naughty, do the nasty, do the horizontal mambo, drilling for marmite, drive it home, do the ugly (deed), do the wild thing, doing a perpendicular, doggy-dancing, doing the thang, engage in marriage joys, engage in three to one (and bound to lose), enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury canal, enjoy a plaster of warm guts, enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury avenue, enjoy a man, enjoy a woman, entertaining royalty, enjoy favors, entertain, erotic congress, every night about this time, exchange flesh, do somebody, drive into it, drive it to home base, drop one's drawers, dry bob, dunking, dunk the love-muscle, dunk the dingus, do a spread, do a stern job, do a rudeness, do a tumble, do a bit (of beef), dip the fly, do a bottom-wetter, do a flop, do a grind, do a dive in the dark, do a kindness, do a dogs rig, do a nifty, do the story with, do the pussy, do the thing, do the natural thing, do the filth, do the tube-snake boogey, do the horizontal tummy bump, do one's kind, do a push, do a woman's job for her, do some good for yourself, do it the Greek way, do an inside worry, feeding the bearded clam, fettle, fickey fick, fidget the midget in Bridget, file in the wrong box, filling the juicebox, filling the box, first game ever played, fish supper, fishing for kippers, fit ends, fix her plumbing, Dutch treat, ease, edeapsis, enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury alley, exercise one's marital rights, exchange bodily fluids, F-ing, F, fall backward, fall to it, feed somebody's monkey, feed the dumb glutton, feed the beaver, feed the pussy, feed the monkey, feed the cat, feed the dummy, feed the bearded clam, feed the clam, get a leg over, get a go at the creamstick, get a crumpet, get a bellyful of pudding, get a shove in one's blind eye, get a bellyful of marrow, get a wet bottorn, get about her, get buckwild, get a shot of leg, get at it, get between the sheets with, get down to it, fug, fugle, fulke, fun and games, furgle, futter, futuere, fluff the duff, fore and aft, folk-dancing, fruit that made man wise, the, **** buttock, **** by the book, **** in the ***, **** in the brown, ****-nutty, **** one's brains out, cut a side, cut off the joint, dehorn, dick someone, dicky dunk, dig out, dig in the wiskers, dinner mashing, dip in the fudge pot, dip one's bill, discourse, dive in the dark, dive into the dark, dance the beginning of the world, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the reels of Stumpie, dance the mattress jig, dance to the tune of shaking the sheets, dance on the mattress, cucumber rhumba, cuddle-my-cuddle, cunnotage, Cupid's archery, cure the horn, dance the sheets, dance the buttocks jig, dance the matrimonial polka, dance in the sheets, dance the reels o' Bogie, dance the miller's reel, dance the goat's jig, dash in the bloomers, dash up the channel, coitus sodomus, coitus prolongatus, coitus in the rectum, colpochoresis, come over, commerce, conjugal act, conjugals, consummate a marriage, conjugal embrace, consummate a union, converse, consummate a relationship, cool out, copulating, copula carnalis, copula fornicatoria, corking the onion, crawl, couple with, crack the belly, cram, carnal knowledge, carnal connection, carry-me-down, carnival knowledge, catch an oyster, cattle truck, cavault, butt-**** buddy, butter and eggs, butthole surfing, butthole raper, buttock climber, buttonhole work, buzz the brillo, buggerling, break a peter on, break a lance with, buried alive, bury one's ring, bury the bone in the backyard, bury face upwards, bury the bone, bury it, bury the bishop, bury the hatchet where it won't rust, butt banging, butt bang, coitus reservatus, coitus per rectum, coitus in ano, coitus analis, coitus 脿 cheval, coiture, coition, coitus adulterinus, Cadburys canal cruiser, californicate, butt play, chamber combat, chamber games, chauvering, chemise cagoule, christen the yak, chuck a tread, churn the butter, cinnamon stick, code brown, coital orgasm, coital climax, block, bit of hard for a bit of soft, boffing, boinking, bold thing, the, bone in the bum, bone dance, bone the bum, boogie, boring a bud, bottom surgeon, bottle merchant, boy-scout queen, brownie queen, buckwild, buckwilding, broad-jumping, bronc rider, brown eye, bumming, bumholerous fuckerous, bump nasties, bumps and grinds, bump bellies, bump bones, bend some ham, bend someone over, best and plenty of it, the, biforatia, biffon, big F, the, big time, biological event, behind door work, belly-bump, belly-bumping, BB, baloney colonic, bit of the old in and out, bit of rumpty-tumpty, bit of snug, bit of the other, bit of ring, bit of nookey, bit of quimsy, bit of nobble, bit of snug for a bit of stiff, bit of fork, bit of front door work, bit of cauliflower, bit of brown, belly warmer, belly slapping, a bit of nifty, a bit of nobble, a bit of nookey, a bit of ring, a bit of rumpty-tumpty, a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, a bit of hard for a bit of soft, a bit of snug, a bit of the old in and out, a bit of the other, a bit of fork, a bit of front door work, a bit of fun, 66, 99, a bit of bouncy-bouncy, a bit of brown, a capella, a dash up the channel, a piece of flesh, ace ****, a straight shot, act of kind, act of generation, adamize, agonorgasmos, anal delight, anal copulator, anal dance, anal job, ask for the ring, *** goblin, ***-*******, anal lovemaking, androsodomy, active Greek, active sodomist, assault with a friendly weapon, asshole plugging, anus queen, back jump, backgammoner, bag of coke, balaclava, bake potatoes, bald journey, bang like a shithouse door in the wind, bang like a shithouse door (in a gale), bang away, banging fudge, Barrer Moke, balls eye, be with a woman, bear play, bed down with, bed someone, bed sports, bedtime story, bedwork, lose the match and pocket the stakes, lose the last round, look at the ceiling, lie feet uppermost, lie with, make it with, make piggies, make someone, make the scene, lovins, make a statement in tail, make love with, light the lamp, limit, ling grappling, little game of hide-the-sausage, a, lob it up, lob it, lay the track, lay out, knick-knacking, leap in the dark, lay your cane in a dusty corner, lay tube, lay with the moon, layed, leg over, leg business, leg sliding, let's Adam-and-Eve it, Italian way, Italian habit, Italian culture, Italian fashion, janney, jolt, jounce, keester-stab, keister-stab, kick it with, jump in the sack, juke, jottle, know someone in the Biblical sense, know someone biblically, knot with, knocking the bottom out of, knob it, knock it out, lady feast, ladles' tailoring, laps around the track, last compliment, last favor, last act, last liberties, lay off with, ***, nick-nacking, niggle, night physic, ninety-nine, nobble, non-orthogenic sex, nookey push-push, nooky push-push, mysteries of love, mysteries of Venus, nail two bellies together, national indoor sport, naked sin, national indoor game, nature's duty, naughties, the, naughty but nice, it's, naval engagement, navy style, marital duty, marital rights, marriage joys, match ends, match with, making a dogs match of it, making a deposit, making a hit, matrimonial polka, mattress jig, mattress dancing, mingle with, mish, meddle, old in-out, the, old slap and tickle, one with the other, open up someone's ***, open up the ***, other, the, nurtle, nuptial rights, old ball game, old in and out, the, moon shot, morner, muddle, phallate, phallate per rectum, phallation, phutz, phutzing, pickle tickle, pickle-me-tickle-me, paint the bucket, parallel parking, part cheeks, part someone's cheeks, passive Greek, penisize, penoanal intercourse, intimate relations, introduce the captain to his pie, introduce the captain, irrigate, Irish whist, in-out, in the hay, in the kip, in to the hilt, interior decorating, intercourse per anum, Joe Buck, jog, joining faces, join giblets, join paunches, join dissimilars, in-and-out jig, in coitu, in-and-in, horry, hormone fix, he-ing and she-ing, Hershey highwayman, hide the ferret, hide the sausage, hide the salami, hide the wienie, have sexual relations with, have union with, having sex, have one's will with, have one's cut, have personal relations with, have sex with, have one's oats, have someone away, have the banana peeled, horizontal rumble, hit the kitten, hit the sack with, horizontal exercise, hop into the horses collar, hop into bed with, hop on a babe, hop in the saddle, hitch to the wrong side of the post, hit skins, hive it, have a brush with the cue, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of the creamstick, have a bit of split mutton, have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of stuff, have a bit of meat, have a bit of rough, have a dash in the bloomers, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of jam, have a beef injection, have a bit of navy cake, have a bit of cock, have a bit of ****, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork, hanging at the Y, going up the dirt road, half-virgin, half-and-halfer, grant the favor, grabbing some snatch, grant a favor, gratify someone's desires, grant one's favors, greasing the pole, Greek fashion, grease the wheel, greeking, Greekling, grind one's tool, grind it, have relations with, have one's banana peeled, have one's foul way with, have a poke, have a rattle, have a turn on one's back, have carnal knowledge, have carnal knowledge of, have coitus with, have coition, have hot pudding for supper, have fun, have fun with, have it away with, have intimate relations with, have a cuddle, have a ****, have a good time, have a hot roll with cream, have a live sausage for supper, have a good time (with), have a jump with, have a naughty, have a double shot, have a nibble, have a screw, have a piece of ***, have a bit, have a banana with, have a bang, have a bit of crumpet, shag your lugs off, shaft in the bum, saddle it, sexual liaison, sexual relief, sexual knowledge, sexual union, **** stabbing, **** the plug, shame of shames, share a sexual embrace, share a pillow with, sheltering under the pink umbrella, sheath the sword to the hilt, secret services, see the King, seeing-to, service, score with, score between the posts, scrapping, screw one's head off, screw the **** off, screw the *** off, sexual concourse, sexual embrace, sexual conjunction, sexual commerce, shoot in the back, sink the pink, sinking the sub, sink the soldier, siphnianize, shoot the star, shoot downstairs, shoot up the straight, shoot the plug, shoot in the brown, shot at the back door, a, shot at the front door, shoving the beaver with the lever, slap 'n tickle, slam, slam spunk, slap skins, skin the live rabbit, sink the sausage, sinking the sausage, sinking the pork sword, sink the brown, sink the sailor, sixty-six, sitting on it, skewer, skeeze, slip it to, slip it to her, slip someone a length, slip her a length, slip in, slice the legs off, slick and slim up the old dusty road, slip one a hot beef injection, slip a length, sodomant, sodomante, sodomize, sotadism, soul roll, spear the bearded clam, spend the night with, spinach queen, sport of Venus, spot hard breathing, a, sport of the masses, spread one's ***, spreading the folds, spread one's cheeks, squeeze and a squirt, a, spunk dump, square (someone's) circle, stab in the thigh, stab, stable-my-naggie, stand a push, stern job, stick it in, stitch, stir someone's ****, stir chocolate, stir a little fudge, stir fudge, stir ****, stir someone's chocolate, stir someone's fudge, straight lay, straight shot, stretch leather, stretch some jeans, stroll down Cadbury avenue, stroll down Cadbury canal, stroll down the Cadbury avenue, stroll down the Cadbury canal, stub your chub, study astronomy, sweep out the chimney, sweet death, sweet agony, take a turn through the stubble, take a turn on Mount Pleasant, take a turn in Bushy Park, take a roll with, take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn in the bush, take a turn on Love Lane, take a turn in the stubble, take a turn in Cock Lane, take a turn on Shooters Hill, take a turn in Cupid's Alley, take a turn in the hay, take a turn in the barrel, take a trip around the parsley patch, take a turn in Cock Alley, take a turn in Cupid's Corner, take in beef, take it out in trade, take in and do for, take it from behind, take it, take it up the ***, take someone to bed, take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass, play mummies and daddies, play one's ace, play one's ace of spade and receive the jack, play pickle-me-tickle-me, play rub-belly, play the first game ever played, play the two-back game, play the trombone, play in the hay, play hide the weenie, play hide the hamster, play leapfrog, play in and out, penovaginal intercourse, personal relations, phallating, piece of flesh, pile, pile driving, pig sticking, plaster of warm guts, play belly-to-belly, play at Adam and Eve, play at all fours, play hide the sausage, play at fathers and mothers, play at itch-buttocks, play hide the salami, play at pickle-me-tickle-me, play dump truck, play at up-tails-all, play at stallions and mares, play at cock in cover, play bouncy-bouncy, play cock in cover, playing twenty toes, plonk, ploughing the furrow, plough the back forty, pluck and trim, pluke, mump, poke a stroke, poking the fire, poking the bearded triangle, poking the pork, poling, pom-pom, poo jabbing, prang, press the flesh, prick-scouring, pudendal symphony, pudendal intercourse, pudendal pleasures, pop it in, popping it in the toaster nut, porking, plumb (her depths), poke in the whiskers, poke through the whiskers, quim-sticking, quim-wedging, ram job, ramming, ram your rod, ram the dam, put it into, put it to, put four corners on the spit, put it in, put and take, put the boots, put the blocks to, put the boots to, putting on the pot, reeling in the fish, regular trick, relations, pot of brown, a, ride up the dirt road, ride the wild pony, ride the spike, ride St. George, ride Saint George, rip off a quick piece, riding the elephant trunk of joy, rifle, push in the truck, push on, Roman engagement, romping, roust, road less traveled, rip her guts down, rumble, rummage, rump-shaker, rumbusticate, rumpo, rumple foreskin, rumpty-tumpty, Russian duck, ryde, rub leather, rocking chair,
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